我只要跑得比你快就行了

Twoguyswerewalkingthroughthejungle.Allofasudden,atigerappearsfromadistance,runningtowardsthem.Oneoftheguystakesoutapairof"Nikes"fromhisbagandstartstoputthemon.Theotherguywithasurprisedlookandexclaims,"Doyouthinkyouwillrunfasterthanthetigerwiththose?"Hisfrie..